Its 3 a.m in the morning. Your stomach grumbled for food. Its sahur time. You have two packets of "Mi Goreng Maggi" inside ur plastic bag. You boiled the water. But then, you cant seem to find any bowl. Your "kehidupan serba lengkap" housemate is working on night shift. You cant borrow his bowl. Theres no fork or spoon. Your hot weter is ready. Again, your stomach grumbled. Desperate. Then your zonker brain starts to think. McGyver style. Your eyes are wildly looking for anything that can be use.Anything at all.

You start looking for any compartment that can withstand the heat and store water. You scratch ur itchy head. Smoke a puff of ciggarette. Then nature calls. You make a trip to the bathroom.Ahah!!My saviour!THe blu pail.Mission 1 accomplish. Then you start thnking about the tools. Chimpanzees had live on the planet for ages,surviving with ingineous methods for harvesting foods. Our mammal friends is the master of creating tools. They use bamboo shoots to stick down termite holes to lure them.

Finally, you realize something. All those hours spent late nights watching Discovery channel finally paid off.You're a genious.Uncomparable.You start pulling out curtain pins. Twist it. BEnd it. Pour your noodles onto the pail. Stir it. Shake it like its hot (Nelly). Voila, you got yourself a decent (is it?) meal with 1st class dining ware cum crockery.You must be a bachelor.

p/s: Kau memang hero Pok!! Dont know what would I do without you!You're the man!!

6 comments:

mYpRecious said...

Lawak la ko kinto.. pi la beli sudu garfu, ngan bowl kat Giant ke mydin ke.. Bukan mahal sgt pon.. Tapi ok pe, janji boley ngap.. hahaha..

Farah Hanaa said...

Brilliant idea! hahaha..plg bes makan dgn curtain hook..never thought of that lah je..heheh :)

kinto said...

hehe..nk wt mcm ne..biase le tu org bujang!

Omerta Code said...

Ji...awat magi tu nampak sedak sangat tuh...(time commento di tulis jam 5.27 petang..kire-kire 2 jam sebelum buka...harap maklum)

kinto said...

time sahur pon sedap juge!haha

deala said...

hehehe....
produk UMT nih!